Las reglas son sencillas: marca lo que sea cierto y, si tienes más de cuarenta x, es que estás €œapocholado€ sin remedio€¦

1. Do you have:
   
   (x) your own cell phone
   ( ) a tv in your bedroom
   (x) an iPod
   (x) a photo printer
   ( ) your own phone line
   (x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
   (x) high-speed internet access
   ( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
   (x) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
   ( ) at least a hundred DVDs
   (x) a childfree bathroom
   ( ) your own in-house office
   (x) a pool
   (x) a guest house
   (x) a game room
   ( ) a queen-size bed
   ( ) a stocked bar
   (x) a working dishwasher
   (x) an icemaker= Lo tenemos en la nevera integrado xD.
   (x) a working washer and dryer = la secadora encima de la lavadora, muy práctico.
   (x) at least ten things from a designer store = ummm, y más xD
   ( ) expensive sunglasses
   ( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
   (x) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels = mi madre compra de todo... xD
   (x) a multi-speed bike = vamos, la mountanbike de toda la vida.
   ( ) a gym membership
   (x) large exercise equipment at home = Por la rehabilitación :)
   ( ) your own set of golf clubs
   ( ) a pool table = ¿grande? Sólo una para niños de juguete xD
   ( ) a tennis court
   ( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
   ( ) your own pair of skis
   ( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
   ( ) a boat
   ( ) a jet ski
   ( ) a neighborhood committee membership
   (x) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
   (x) wealthy family members = pero no tengo relación y no nos dan ni la hora xD
   (x) two or more family cars= Por ahora tres coches y la moto. Pero mi coche lo vamos a dar de baja que tiene ya 18 añitos xD.
   ( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
   (x) a yard
   (x) a hammock = eso sí, intenta colocarla en algún árbol. Lo mejor son los sillones-columpio xD.
   ( ) a personal trainer
   (x) good credit = pero sólo porque mi madre me lo puso... para la Visa.
   ( ) expensive jewelry = Nada, todo bisuteria xD
   ( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
   (x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now = un poco más, para pagar la láser.
   (x) more than two credit cards bearing your name
   ( ) a stock portfolio
   (x) a passport = y menos mal que lo hice...
   ( ) a horse
   ( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
   (x) private medical insurance = Adeslas, antes estaba en Asisa.
   ( ) a college degree, but no student loans? = ¿Ein? Hay que ser cutre para aprobar por pelas.




2. Do you:
   
   (x) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week = si puedo sí xD
   (x) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
   (x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
   (x) go on weekend mini-vacations = antes más que ahora :(
   ( ) send dinners back with every flaw
   ( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d€™Eau = Ralph o Tomy x€™D
   (x) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
   ( ) have a job but don€™t need the money
   ( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
   ( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
   ( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
   (x) regularly pay someone else to drive you = En especias jajajajajajajajajajaja.
   ( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner?




3. Are you:
   
   ( ) an only child,
   ( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person,
   (x) baffled/surprised when you don€™t get your way?




4. Have you: Esto lo han hecho yankees seguro...
   
   ( ) been on a cruise
   (x) traveled out of the country
   (x) met a celebrity
   ( ) been to the Caribbean
   (x) been to Europe/America = ¡Obvio!
   ( ) been to Hawaii
   ( ) been to New York
   ( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
   ( ) been to the Mall of America
   (x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
   ( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
   ( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
   ( ) dined with local political figures
   ( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast?
   
   
   
5. Did you:
   
   ( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
   ( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
   (x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
   (x) attend private school
   (x) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you?